I thought I would take a break from previewing movies, and discuss how disturbingly comfortable the Red Sox rookies looked in their hazing costumes. It’s nice to know that people know what hazing should truly be like. In an annual event that occurs every year, rookies were forced to dress up in drag or in other outrageous costumes for their plane ride to Toronto. The group of players that dressed up includes Japanese phenom Daisuke Matsuzaka, Clay Buchholz, and Jacoby Ellsbury. Even Matsuzaka’s translator was forced to dress up as a Teletubby.
Imagine what you would think seeing a group of grown men walking through an airport dressed up as a Teletubby, Little Red Riding-hood, and Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz. Hell, I couldn’t even tell what Clay Buchholz was dressed up ass. It looked a cross between a pirate-ish type thing and a ten dollar hooker. But one player did get off easy; Hideki Okajima only had to dress up as a pirate. C’mon now the veteran players couldn’t think of a better costume than a pirate?! They should have dressed him up as Britney Spears or something, anything would have been better than a damn pirate. You see people dressed up as a pirate every day, especially if you’re in Las Vegas. (Everybody know what happens in Vegas, stay in Vegas)
Daisuke seemed to enjoy walking around as the big green Teletubby. What’s really disturbing is how much all the guys in drag looked like they enjoyed it. Brandon Moss even said that it felt “natural” after he put on his Dorothy dress, sarcastically of course. Buchholz’s unknown costume seemed to be a little small for him, although sarcastically said that the dress was “phenomenal”, I bet he wasn’t the only one that thought the dress was phenomenal. No one would blame you for saying that the dresses were comfortable, there’s a reason why all girls like to wear skirts.
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